Don't worry boys. Didn't you notice we got Martin Knackered instead. Age is no barrier. What great defending against a crap Cardiff side. Experience counts a lot that's why we have dropped out of the Top Six. Real Facts. Real Boll***s from the Madman. No Ambition. No promotion. That's the realityyy...

So where does SDR go for so long, pops up once in a blue moon spouts a 'real fact' from the 'real world' which neve happens and then disappears - does he fly south for the winter or something. Is he also danogreen, caskofcak etc........... perhaps we should ask David Attenborough to investigate. Po...