Brogue 36 years, 17 days - Matt Ritchie is the oldest player to assist a goal for Reading since assist data is available (03/04)
Winston Biscuit I thought I couldn't dislike anything as much as the 'philosophy' years, but the '-ball' suffix years is breaking my brain
Sutekh Banana’s gone on loan to Trabzonspor, so presume a fresh approach with Senne Lemons is now on the way.