Royal Lady BF is top boy on pre-season friendlies - nothing gets done without going past him first. HTH.

Thank you for the heads up.

Between you and me though, I think his leadership skills are a bit archaic if not a bit soviet.

I guess we'll need another GK when McCarthy goes. This I think would be a real shame. I would hope that Pearce staying would be down to a belief that the club have ambition. Keeping hold of McCarthy would be something of a coup if you ask me. He should be the number 1 and I would have faith that Ma...

LWJ lolz all round

Well it is funny. I don't mind banter

I was just hoping to get a kickabout arranged and sharing some info. People can take or leave it.

So you are on the look out for a guy in a suit, who is a bellend, whilst I have to be weary of a flame haired vertically challenged all round top geezer, with whom I may have got off on the wrong foot? Or is it more friendly advice from someone who has checked the notes from the foreign office! ! Ma...

Royal With Cheese I wouldn't fcuk with him if I were you mate.

He's got curly hair and recently scored not one but TWO maximums at darts.

Oh fuk really, I mistook his opening gambit as being somewhat playful.

Well I am now scared and if you say that he is also ginger and under 5ft I will brick it...

^ You're that much of a bellend that I suspect you work for Reading FC's marketing department. Actually work for your mum.... Oh but on reflection maybe I am being too harsh. Perhaps you are one of life's winners and a born leader. I'm sorry perhaps I was not intelliegent enough to realise the pure...

There is a degree of sincere flattery in Baker's presence. Hope we will be remembered by the happy hammers when they are a big club in their world class taxpayers funded stadium. Well anyway, I have been in some discussion with Belenenses and members of their supporters club, whom seem up for a frie...

Hello As a loyal Royal (All be it suspect plastic), I am looking forward to making the trip out to Portugal next month. Currently I am wondering how many of us will be making the trip. Will we make 20/30/40? If anyone is going, please feel free to respond via thread or PM. Forgive me if I have asked...