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Well, apart from your mum.

LUX Shorelark, are you a top Hollywood comedy scriptwriter.

My Mum says you should be.

I'd love to be a Hollywood scriptwriter, but I'm worried if I did become one I wouldn't be able to spend so much time with your mum - And neither of us are keen on that.

Green WRTTOP - how's the blog going, ShoreLark?

It's going as well as your mum f*cked me last night, and she was a bit of a let down.

Rollerbob Jeeeze guys, stop flirting all over this thread.

The only flirting I'll be doing is with your mum, although I've pretty much won her over now.

donface I feel like i should maybe call my mum.

Not between 6-9pm tonight though - Don't want you interrupting us.

donface That's very hurtful.

I hurt her more with my actions, last night.

Hi ShoreLark If you could have a superpower for the day, what would it be and why? You're not allowed invisibility. Or Flying. The ability to go back in time and change the past, or predict the future. That way I could could've told myself last week 'ShoreLark, don't bother with donface's mum tonig...

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tidus_mi2 I'm concerned my mum might have the police on her for paedophilia if your claim is true.

She's already had the police on her.

I have been known to volunteer for the force but I was strictly off duty when things got past oral.

tidus_mi2

ShoreLark

LUX CRINGE

Almost. Replace the 'Cr' with 'M' and that's what part of your mum I've been playing with.

Oh, you're back.

Yeah no wifi at your mum's place and she kept me a while.

LUX CRINGE

Almost. Replace the 'Cr' with 'M' and that's what part of your mum I've been playing with.

Hi Shorelark, welcome to the board. Just one quick question, is your blog going to adopt the same retro theme as your jokes?. My blog is dead. Science killed it. (I realised nobody would actually read it but I think it was a nice idea - And its put my stand-up comedy career on the map) Edit: Plus n...

WoodleyRoyal Hang on i was there last night too you were the one we were all laughing at for having the tiny penis

No that was my mate Phil. I was the one with the vagina.

Ian Royal

ShoreLark

Ian Royal

Welcome to HNA... you've made a promising start,


PS Fcuk off newbie.

The only 'fcuking' I'll be doing is your mum.

Don't disappoint her.

I didn't last night so don't you worry.

tidus_mi2 Contender for best introduction to the team board, I'll give him that.

We will shake on that.

I often ask myself the same question... As you like it don't forget to drop a +1 :wink: Bye PS First quote is opinion, second quote requires reading rest of sentence, third quote your mum told me to write :lol: Welcome to HNA... you've made a promising start, PS Fcuk off newbie. :wink: The only 'fc...

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ShoreLark

tidus_mi2
It's hard not too when I bang her every night.

I'm concerned my mum might have the police on her for paedophilia if your claim is true.

I'm 91 and legal don't worry.

RustyRoyal Well done, yo mama jokes are clearly the best way to endear yourself to members of a new site.

Well my jokes seemed to win your mum over pretty easily.

tidus_mi2

WoodleyRoyal oof he's feisty this one

He seems to have an in-depth knowledge of what my mother says.

It's hard not too when I bang her every night.

Green Do you do any character based stuff, ShoreLark?

I'm currently touring the UK - If you get a ticket then you never know.

More of a reference to the fact we don't use the abbreviation COYR, more, a certain London team in the same colours does. K - I did say it was a bit of fun, my reaction similarly isn't as serious as you may think. You coming straight out with 'WTF IS THIS SHIT' is a little much - Especially as that...