Back From The Game Watford Away

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Re: Back From The Game Watford Away

by West Stand Man » 17 Jan 2012 11:43

Extended-Phenotype

I’m surprised you know what a bath is. Personally, you come across like a bit of a leathery, pigeon eating nomad who drinks his own piss and hasn’t taken his trousers off for 17 years.



Oooh get you.

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Re: Back From The Game Watford Away

by Snowball » 17 Jan 2012 11:48

I love watching bad standup in rehearsal

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Re: Back From The Game Watford Away

by Ian Royal » 17 Jan 2012 11:49

Sorry Brendy - mistoke the L for an R for some reason. Don't think there's a need for Jem at LB either with Mills and Harte available.


E-P, you are without doubt the most entertaining person on the Team Board. :lol:

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Re: Back From The Game Watford Away

by Extended-Phenotype » 17 Jan 2012 11:59

Sh/t, I've really got to you, ain't I Ideal? Dunno why.

See if you can w&nk without thinking of me tonight. We'll call it progress and give you a little medal.

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Re: Back From The Game Watford Away

by Extended-Phenotype » 17 Jan 2012 12:01

Snowball I love watching bad standup in rehearsal


Whatever floats your boat.

I love Watsits.


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Re: Back From The Game Watford Away

by 1871 Royal » 17 Jan 2012 12:04

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Snowball I love watching bad standup in rehearsal


Whatever floats your boat.

I love Watsits.


Don't exist m8

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Re: Back From The Game Watford Away

by dogzbollox » 17 Jan 2012 12:08

Ideal "..and as the idiot chief, leader of all the idiots and indeed himself the biggest idiot of them all, Extended-Phenotype, led his armada of idiots onto the HNA?-messageboard, the others could only look upon the spectacle, in awe of the greatest idiot achievement of all time. All of them took their hats off, and stood there, with tears in their eyes, in silent recognition of the biggest idiot to ever have graced this earth."


Oh come on now that's really uncalled for, I mean everyone knows that Richard Dawkins is the biggest idiot of them all, imagine naming your book after a dude on a football forum website.........

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Re: Back From The Game Watford Away

by Woodcote Royal » 17 Jan 2012 12:21

Extended-Phenotype Sh/t, I've really got to you, ain't I Ideal? Dunno why.

See if you can w&nk without thinking of me tonight. We'll call it progress and give you a little medal.


Ideal was that really the best you could come up with?


At least on this occasion his chosen subject (w@nking) is one on which he is clearly an expert (footballing "know nothings" often are :| )

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Re: Back From The Game Watford Away

by RobRoyal » 17 Jan 2012 12:33

Amazing scenes.

All power to E-P. If you're riling Snowball you know you're doing something right.


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Re: Back From The Game Watford Away

by bcubed » 17 Jan 2012 13:04

Focher without reading through this drivvle, if anybody has not made Tabb their MOM then there's a serious problem off the the field at RFC. Considering game time and match fitness he had an absolute belter of a game.


Had you read the drivel you would have seen many observations that Tabb was anonymous!
Amazing!

I agree with you and thought Tabb was excellent
His work rate could not be faulted but he also adds things to the midfield that we don't have without him - the ability to shoot and the ability to find that telling forward pass
I'd love to see him hold onto a place in the side but it's difficult to see him as more than a sub when normal service resumes

One thing that stood out for me in this game was we actually had a left midfield/winger who could cross
When did you last see Jobi cross with his left foot? (it’s rhetorical)

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Re: Back From The Game Watford Away

by Extended-Phenotype » 17 Jan 2012 13:39

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Extended-Phenotype Sh/t, I've really got to you, ain't I Ideal? Dunno why.

See if you can w&nk without thinking of me tonight. We'll call it progress and give you a little medal.


Ideal was that really the best you could come up with?


At least on this occasion his chosen subject (w@nking) is one on which he is clearly an expert (footballing "know nothings" often are :| )


Yeah, because being crap at w&nking is so erudite.

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Re: Back From The Game Watford Away

by Platypuss » 17 Jan 2012 14:21

I wasn't overly convinced of E-P's stance on this one, but seeing as he now has Snowball, Ideal, Woodcote AND West Stand Man lined up against him, he surely CAN'T be wrong.

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Re: Back From The Game Watford Away

by Extended-Phenotype » 17 Jan 2012 14:26

^ Aye. Pied Pier of Hamelin, replacing the flute with a keyboard and the rats with c/nts.


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Re: Back From The Game Watford Away

by No Fixed Abode » 17 Jan 2012 14:43

Extended-Phenotype is a newbie try hard in desperation of some attention.

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Re: Back From The Game Watford Away

by Tails » 17 Jan 2012 14:46

^^ Confirmation of E+P's achievements today.

Hats off to you, sir.

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Re: Back From The Game Watford Away

by LUX » 17 Jan 2012 14:50

not today, Tails. Kes has not forgiven this- TOTALLY FAIR- post from last week.


Racist John Terry laughing at 9/11 victims and parking in disabled bays
Jose Mourinho lying about the medical response to Petr Cech
Jose Mourniho inciting violence with lies and hate speech following Hunt challenge
Chelsea fans chanting racial abuse at Anton Ferdinand following their captains disgusting slur
Chelsea fans being banned for racially abusing their own players
Chelsea FC’s exemplary hooligans love-in with Combat 18 and the National Front
Chelsea FC’s continued presence at the top of fan violence charts
Chelsea’s love for dirty players
Chelsea’s criminal, bung-swallowing and bloody-handed mafia chairman
Lampard and Terry’s continued slurry of piss and shit in an England shirt
Petr Cech’s stupid head nappy
Chelsea’s stupid nothing club
buying a brief and soon to be forgotten history
Chelsea’s dull and silent stadium and 9-year-old fan base
Chelsea’s club not even being based in f///ing Chelsea
Chelsea’s cheap little plastic flags for their joyless fans
Chelsea’s boring defensive football
Peter F/ing Kenyon
Referee career ending death threats
Abromovich looking like brain-dead Jeff Bridges at the end of Thunderbolt and Lightfoot
Thier fans being so pitiable and unfulfilled that they set up an account on another teams board to get repeatedly defeated and wound-up to the point of introducing strangulation and verball self-abuse into their tearful masturbation rituals.

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Re: Back From The Game Watford Away

by Extended-Phenotype » 17 Jan 2012 14:58

Tails ^^ Confirmation of E+P's achievements today.

Hats off to you, sir.


Ta. Like I said; Pied Piper.

Like neutrinos, these f/ckwits in any number still have no mass.

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Re: Back From The Game Watford Away

by Tails » 17 Jan 2012 15:19

AE

Come 'n join us, come 'n join us.....




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Re: Back From The Game Watford Away

by RobRoyal » 17 Jan 2012 15:26

Platypuss I wasn't overly convinced of E-P's stance on this one, but seeing as he now has Snowball, Ideal, Woodcote AND West Stand Man lined up against him, he surely CAN'T be wrong.


And now Kes. Just TMD for the full-sweep.

Cracking work.

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Re: Back From The Game Watford Away

by RobRoyal » 17 Jan 2012 15:26

Tails
AE

Come 'n join us, come 'n join us.....




:lol:

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