Back From The Game Watford Away

[Ian Royal]

Extended-Phenotype is a newbie try hard in desperation of some attention.

RattLOLed that he's infinitely funnier, more provocative and entertaining than you've ever been.

[Ian Royal]

not today, Tails. Kes has not forgiven this- TOTALLY FAIR- post from last week.


Racist John Terry laughing at 9/11 victims and parking in disabled bays
Jose Mourinho lying about the medical response to Petr Cech
Jose Mourniho inciting violence with lies and hate speech following Hunt challenge
Chelsea fans chanting racial abuse at Anton Ferdinand following their captains disgusting slur
Chelsea fans being banned for racially abusing their own players
Chelsea FC’s exemplary hooligans love-in with Combat 18 and the National Front
Chelsea FC’s continued presence at the top of fan violence charts
Chelsea’s love for dirty players
Chelsea’s criminal, bung-swallowing and bloody-handed mafia chairman
Lampard and Terry’s continued slurry of piss and shit in an England shirt
Petr Cech’s stupid head nappy
Chelsea’s stupid nothing club buying a brief and soon to be forgotten history
Chelsea’s dull and silent stadium and 9-year-old fan base
Chelsea’s club not even being based in f///ing Chelsea
Chelsea’s cheap little plastic flags for their joyless fans
Chelsea’s boring defensive football
Peter F/ing Kenyon
Referee career ending death threats
Abromovich looking like brain-dead Jeff Bridges at the end of Thunderbolt and Lightfoot
Thier fans being so pitiable and unfulfilled that they set up an account on another teams board to get repeatedly defeated and wound-up to the point of introducing strangulation and verball self-abuse into their tearful masturbation rituals.

[No Fixed Abode]

Blimey - I go away for a short while and got quite a few catches in my net.

[Extended-Phenotype]

Extended-Phenotype is a newbie try hard in desperation of some attention.

RattLOLed that he's infinitely funnier, more provocative and entertaining than you've ever been.

He's had all day, and still hasn't come up with any sort of retort of note.

Ok. How about; your bitterness is a product of your own insecurity and constant cock-manship born from loneliness and uncontrollable envy? Not funny I know, but accuracy can be just as entertaining.

Tell me about your father.

[AE here I come]

[SHORT AND CURLY]

Yeah Watford away................................................

We won 2-1 don't you know

[Maquisard]

Yeah Watford away................................................

We won 2-1 don't you know

Hey, keep football off... oh wait

[West Stand Man]

Yeah, because being crap at w&nking is so erudite.

Do you actually know what erudite means and if so how do you think it relates to your vitriol above (re urinating in long worn trousers etc)?

(in no more than 300 words)

[Extended-Phenotype]

Yeah, because being crap at w&nking is so erudite.

Do you actually know what erudite means and if so how do you think it relates to your vitriol above (re urinating in long worn trousers etc)?

(in no more than 300 words)

Ok. But only because people born with your condition don't live that long.

Erudite; educated, scholarly, learned, having or showing education.

Context; highlighting the absurdity that being an expert at w&nking is somehow the shortcoming.

Happy? God, I bet you are a teacher. Not a good teacher that people like and bring up years later. A bad one, that can't control the class and cries at lunchtime, spends the winter staring into a lightbox, and the summer turning their shirts green in the armpit.

Now f/ck off, and think about what you have learned today. Then come back tomorrow, write me a 300 word essay about how I'm right and you are a jizzbiscuit and then f/ck off again and do whatever else you do; I dunno, watch Emmerdale with the sound off and subtitles on because noise reminds you of the conversations you aren't having with anyone, ever.

[Yellowcoat]

Pity that we no longer have any decent moderators otherwise you would be sent to rot with the other cronies in AE.

[jazz]

What a bunch of plonkers. Not the team or players, but the contributors to this.

[Royal Rother]

It's a new art form and some people seem to find it terribly amusing. I just hope the obviously good brain behind it gets put to good use when not on HNA.

[Ian Royal]

It's a new art form and some people seem to find it terribly amusing. I just hope the obviously good brain behind it gets put to good use when not on HNA.

I certainly do. I ask you this. Do you prefer E-P's entertainingly abusive rants which do no real harm and are impressively creative. Or reading yet another mindnumbing post about lack of ambition from RoyalBlue, Coppell was shit and Rodgers was great from Royalee or any number of other examples.

You can at least have a decent discussion with E-P when you haven't irritated him and if you actually engage.

[dogzbollox]

I had to scroll back to the top of the page to remind myself what the original topic was here.........

[sandman]

Extended-Phenotype is a newbie try hard in desperation of some attention.

RattLOLed that he's infinitely funnier, more provocative and entertaining than you've ever been.

Never have the words "as bad as each other" been more apt.

[Snowball]

What gets me (in a general, non-individually-specific way) is why so many
find it so hard just to have football opinions instead of constantly thinking
it's cute to be cute.

Dozy metaphors and "clever" photos are often like fireworks hiding a lack of actual opinion

[West Stand Man]

Ok. But only because people born with your condition don't live that long.

Erudite; educated, scholarly, learned, having or showing education.

Context; highlighting the absurdity that being an expert at w&nking is somehow the shortcoming.

Happy? God, I bet you are a teacher. Not a good teacher that people like and bring up years later. A bad one, that can't control the class and cries at lunchtime, spends the winter staring into a lightbox, and the summer turning their shirts green in the armpit.

Now f/ck off, and think about what you have learned today. Then come back tomorrow, write me a 300 word essay about how I'm right and you are a jizzbiscuit and then f/ck off again and do whatever else you do; I dunno, watch Emmerdale with the sound off and subtitles on because noise reminds you of the conversations you aren't having with anyone, ever.

Oh dear, and you were doing so well (or not).

Village and missing idiot comes to mind, and for that reason I am out.

[PlasticRoyale]

Ruddy awful game of football but we won, I got pissed and I got some random bird's number on the train home so it can only be seen as a successful day.

Have you called her yet or are you gonna play hard to get?

[winchester_royal]

Extended-Phenotype is a newbie try hard in desperation of some attention.

RattLOLed that he's infinitely funnier, more provocative and entertaining than you've ever been.

Wow, E-P must have a really nice arse.

[Woodcote Royal]

I wasn't overly convinced of E-P's stance on this one, but seeing as he now has Snowball, Ideal, Woodcote AND West Stand Man lined up against him, he surely CAN'T be wrong.

It's clearly lost on you but, much of EP's match observations I actually agree with whilst my last post was merely in response to his needless insults to others (ideal etc) who have differing views.

The standard of this thread says much about the complete tool who is supposed to moderate it yet, sadly, remains as far up his own backside as ever despite the passing years.

[Tails]