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brendywendy · by **brendywendy** » 07 Mar 2007 15:01

i believe e-mental if e goes

also id like to ask hunty"why you gru'y'ere"

still need rubbish puns for limburger, roquefort, boursin, mascarpone, and mozzerella

and stinking bishop
although thats probably funny enough to leave on its own

SWLR · by **SWLR** » 07 Mar 2007 15:33

brendywendy i believe e-mental if e goes

also id like to ask hunty"why you gru'y'ere"

still need rubbish puns for limburger, roquefort, boursin, mascarpone, and mozzerella

and stinking bishop
although thats probably funny enough to leave on its own

A swap deal for Mascarpone is out of the question as he left Middlesborough in the transfer window.

SWLR · by **SWLR** » 07 Mar 2007 15:35

Mozzeralla would be a good swap as a midfield general, he always wants to get a pizza de action from box to box.

SWLR · by **SWLR** » 07 Mar 2007 15:37

SWLR Mozzeralla would be a good swap as a midfield general, he always wants to get a pizza de action from box to box.

Bad idea, he would be a ROGUE in FORTress Madjeski

WTRoyal · by **WTRoyal** » 07 Mar 2007 16:20

SWLR Mozzeralla would be a good swap as a midfield general, he always wants to get a pizza de action from box to box.

Not sure this is a good idea - I think he's getting past it now. Though he may still want to be a box to box player, his age & pace are catching up with him - towards the end of the match he runs as though he's got a stilt on...

brendywendy · by **brendywendy** » 07 Mar 2007 16:46

SWLR
brendywendy i believe e-mental if e goes

also id like to ask hunty"why you gru'y'ere"

still need rubbish puns for limburger, roquefort, boursin, mascarpone, and mozzerella

and stinking bishop
although thats probably funny enough to leave on its own

A swap deal for Mascarpone is out of the question as he left Middlesborough in the transfer window.

well i asked for rubbish puns....

Bacon Double Cheese · by **Bacon Double Cheese** » 07 Mar 2007 17:00

If Sidwell does go who will be Boursin the midfield?

brendywendy · by **brendywendy** » 07 Mar 2007 17:02

Bacon Double Cheese If Sidwell does go who will be Boursin the midfield?

nice work,
never thought we'd get one for that

just limberger to go

(although the mascarpone, roquefort and mozzerella ones are rubbish, theyre about as good as theyll get)

brendywendy · by **brendywendy** » 07 Mar 2007 17:03

a women who sits near me at the mad stad pissed herself when i said sidwell was going to stay.........
laughing cow

badum-tish

im going slightly mad.

SpaceCruiser · by **SpaceCruiser** » 07 Mar 2007 17:07

brendywendy a women who sits near me at the mad stad pissed herself when i said sidwell was going to stay.........
laughing cow

badum-tish

im going slightly mad.

brendywendy · by **brendywendy** » 07 Mar 2007 17:09

SpaceCruiser
brendywendy a women who sits near me at the mad stad pissed herself when i said sidwell was going to stay.........
laughing cow

badum-tish

im going slightly mad.

yep, thats her

WTRoyal · by **WTRoyal** » 07 Mar 2007 17:12

I get very strange dreams after eating cheese.

For example, the other night, I dreamt that our usual midfield pairing was replaced by females.

Harper's replacement was a nubile, lovely young thing who ran with grace & ease

Sidwell's replacement was a similarly limber girl

Ithankyew

brendywendy · by **brendywendy** » 07 Mar 2007 17:18

took a while to see it, but well done

thats a full house of cheese puns,

you may now lock this thread

biscuitsrus · by **biscuitsrus** » 07 Mar 2007 17:25

Maybe when he leaves he will move to Cheshire

WTRoyal · by **WTRoyal** » 07 Mar 2007 17:27

Cheers - I enjoyed that. Joll-ee-dam good fun.

Ricotta go now will just leave you with possibly the worst cheese gag ever created:

A group of astronauts are on the moon. They've been mining the surface, and have discovered that it really is made of cheese.

One particular area that they're quite interested in is a large vein of brie; they have already dug there twice, collecting samples to be returned to mission control.

All of a sudden, the radio crackles into life: "Mission control to cheese-base-one - we need you to go back for a third time, to get another load of that brie!"

The astronauts are unhappy with the idea, so they come up with all sorts of excuses why they shouldn't dig any more... the one that eventually gets them off the hook is to explain to mission control that they will spoil the aesthetics of the moon if they dug for a third time.......

After all - have you ever seen such a thing in your life as brie mined thrice?

Bacon Double Cheese · by **Bacon Double Cheese** » 07 Mar 2007 17:27

I was going to tell you about the fast food outlet for cannibals. The most popular choice was a Limb Burger.

WTRoyal · by **WTRoyal** » 07 Mar 2007 17:32

Bacon Double Cheese I was going to tell you about the fast food outlet for cannibals. The most popular choice was a Limb Burger.

...now THAT'S a good effort... I Port Salut you sir!

WTRoyal · by **WTRoyal** » 07 Mar 2007 17:43

biscuitsrus Maybe when he leaves he will move to Cheshire

well if he does he'll hopefully have a slower pace of life than if he moves anywhere in the South, which will be nice for him - it'll give him Leicester worry about

FORZA READING · by **FORZA READING** » 07 Mar 2007 17:55

biscuitsrus Maybe when he leaves he will move to Cheshire

Edam better not move to cheshire

SWLR · by **SWLR** » 07 Mar 2007 18:20

brendywendy
Bacon Double Cheese If Sidwell does go who will be Boursin the midfield?

nice work,
never thought we'd get one for that

just limberger to go

(although the mascarpone, roquefort and mozzerella ones are rubbish, theyre about as good as theyll get)

Glad I could could lend a hand (limb) in your meaty quest (burger). Da Da.
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