by Extended-Phenotype » 
          25 Oct 2011 14:11
         
         
        
       
       
       Maybe my eyes are just extraordinarily captivating decorations in my stunning facial poetry and serve no sensual function whatsoever, but I couldn’t see what was wrong with Mills’ performance. 
Everybody out there is making mistakes, including heroes such as ALF, Legs and Gorks. And bemoaning his corners – I don’t recall a steam of perfect bonce candy prior to his intervention. 
Keep the value of corners in perspective, fellas. On average (in the EPL) it takes 45 corners to score a goal. I don’t know why people get so excited by them when you have a 0.022% chance of creating a goal from one. 
I think he might have needed a bit of a slower introduction, but he’s here now and I still think he’s the better option to Harte despite really liking Ian, and not seeing his pace as big a problem as everyone else. 
I’d still swap Harte for Pearce, who is making poor Gorks his f/ing babysitter. And f/ off, Church. Big deal – he has improved; he is now marginally better than having no player at all. 
Manset is raw, but he has impact and quality. Church excusers stated all he needed was time; give that time to someone who can hit the f/ing target.