Football Rumours Shoite thread

[yappy]

Hope not, my Soton supporting mates think he's awful.

[SPARTA]

Seeing rumours about Guly Do Prado being closely watched by Reading , tbh think it's aload of sh1te but don't no what to think of it

Those rumours started on football-rumours.co.uk ... [ignore]

[Cobi]

Too much effort...

22 Jul 2013 19:02:52
The Ricky Lambert rumours to Reading are true chaps.

Do you remember me posting a few weeks ago that Nigel Adkins and Ricky Lambo were in a bar in Oxford one evening? A neutral fan spotted them and tweeted about it, and it caused quite a bit of fuss at the time. Many wrote it off, and rightly so, but now it makes that bit more sense.

So I asked a mate if he could find anything more about it and put the rumour to bed, but he said Reading had been in touch with the club and the club had agreed in principle to sell him, but it is dependent on us bringing in another striker. The papers jumped on it being Damiao, but it's not. That won't be happening, but we are apparently close to bringing in another forward and that will free Lambo up to go.

Why would he want to drop a level? I completely agree, but apparently he's being offered £40k a week plus bonuses which is a big rise compared to what we're paying him, and he is a guaranteed starter there; whereas he will be benched here next season as Poch wants to add two new strikers to our squad.

The agreed in principle fee is approximately £4.5m with add-ons dependent on Reading getting promoted, and then more on them staying up - total outlay is £6m.

StevieSaint
Previously right about Jack Cork coming in, and JR.

[LoyalRoyalFan]

£6m on a 32 year old striker?!

[Cobi]

Saints quoted clubs £8m last season.

[NewCorkSeth]

Again were linked with Max Clayton.. Any thoughts?

['lista]

Any thoughts?

I'm currently pondering what might happen if a vacuum cleaner sucked itself into itself.

[NewCorkSeth]

I'm currently pondering what might happen if a vacuum cleaner sucked itself into itself.

Simple, a black hole is created. Next.

[Royal Ginger]

Any thoughts?

I'm currently pondering what might happen if a vacuum cleaner sucked itself into itself.

Standard bag or dual cyclone?

[Millsy]

I'm currently pondering what might happen if a vacuum cleaner sucked itself into itself.

Simple, a black hole is created. Next.

Will there ever be a boy born who can swim faster than a shark?

[melonhead]

I've researched thus question quite a lot, and it seems the answer is; the fastest human has already swum faster than the slowest shark

[Ouroboros]

I've researched thus question quite a lot, and it seems the answer is; the fastest human has already swum faster than the slowest shark

Under genuine race conditions?

[Elm Park Pasty]

I've researched thus question quite a lot, and it seems the answer is; the fastest human has already swum faster than the slowest shark

Under genuine race conditions?

Sort of. Was 'race for preservation of life' conditions. Anyway, all the fastest human has to try and do, is swim faster than the slower human beside them to quote an old joke.

[One8Seven1]

25 Jul 2013 12:11:22
Reading are in talks with 6'4" Japanese international striker Mike Havenaar.

Reading have also agreed a fee with Crewe for Max Clayton. Reading striker Gozie Ugwu will go the other way on a season long loan.

[Millsy]

I've researched thus question quite a lot, and it seems the answer is; the fastest human has already swum faster than the slowest shark

Under genuine race conditions?

Sort of. Was 'race for preservation of life' conditions. Anyway, all the fastest human has to try and do, is swim faster than the slower human beside them to quote an old joke.

But was he a boy and was he born?

[Gordons Cumming]

£6m on a 32 year old striker?!

How much was Jimmy(34 yrs)Quinn in comparison?

He did well for us...................

[johnnym]

£6m on a 32 year old striker?!

How much was Jimmy(34 yrs)Quinn in comparison?

He did well for us...................

2 bob

[melonhead]

Under genuine race conditions?

Sort of. Was 'race for preservation of life' conditions. Anyway, all the fastest human has to try and do, is swim faster than the slower human beside them to quote an old joke.

But was he a boy and was he born?

i need clarification?


does the question: " will a boy ever be born who can swim faster than a shark?" denote the child must swim faster than a shark from birth, before manhood, or ever?

years of research rests on the answer

[Cobi]

31 Jul 2013 18:12:17
Cardiff striker Nicky Maynard is on his way to Reading in a £1.2m deal.

Reading fans thought they were after Etien Velikonja of Cardiff, but it's Maynard.

BillyBlueBird

[Mike Hunt]

31 Jul 2013 18:12:17
Cardiff striker Nicky Maynard is on his way to Reading in a £1.2m deal.

Reading fans thought they were after Etien Velikonja of Cardiff, but it's Maynard.

BillyBlueBird

Didn't he used to be good?