Song for Yakubu

[10539.4 Miles Away]

Yak bums Mackie, Mackie bums Yak, Yak and Mackie bum Pogrebnyak
With a knick knack paddy whack, give a dog a bone
Why don't Swindon fcuk off home

Lol. Thats brilliant.

[Forbury Lion]

New Jason Roberts
He's the New Jason Roberts
New Jason Roberts
He's the New Jason Roberts

[Forbury Lion]

Now that he's an OAP
The Yak asked his agent what age should be be
Shall I be 20 or 23
Here's what he said to be
32 my son and the transfer to Reading's done
Now go score some goals for fun
Score some goals for fun

[Norfolk Royal]

He's one of our own
He's one of our ooown
Mr Yakubu
He's one of our oh...

[PieEater]

First game
Feed the Yak and he will score etc

Next game
Yakety Yak, oxf*rd off Yak
Yakety Yak, don't come back

[Forbury Lion]

mispronounced my many
Yakubu Aiyegbeni
mispronounced my many
Yakubu Aiyegbeni


(and the best thing about this chant is that many will mispronounce it unintentionally)

[Forbury Lion]

First game
Feed the Yak and he will score etc

Next game
Yakety Yak, oxf*rd off Yak
Yakety Yak, don't come back

Yak was embarrassing
Yak was embarrassing

Let's hope not.

[Stuka]

Yak my bitch up

Winner.

[savage 4 england]

He might look 62
It says he's 32
Yakubu woaaahh
Yakubu woaaahh

[GH Royal]

Now that he's an OAP
The Yak asked his agent what age should be be
Shall I be 20 or 23
Here's what he said to be
32 my son and the transfer to Reading's done
Now go score some goals for fun
Score some goals for fun

Liking this.

[Rollerbob]

He's big,
He's black,
He plays with Pogrebnyak,
Yakubuuuu, Yakubuuuuuuu!!

[No Fixed Abode]

He's big
He's brown
He's taking Reading down

[Forbury Lion]

He's big
His colour is of no relevance
and this third line doesn't rhyme

[Rollerbob]

He's big
His colour is of no relevance
and this third line doesn't rhyme

This one will have even the West Stand on their feet singing.

[Angry Shed Sex]

Yakubu is magic
He thinks he's Peter Pan
He says he's only 22
But he's older than my Gran
Woahhhhhhhhhhh

I like this one.

[Extended-Phenotype]

Got to be a bit of Bros.

You cost us nothing, hoooeergh
Nothing at all
You cost us nothing
Nothing, nothing at all

Mind you, every other signing we've made in the last four years would turn round to that.

[McClearyChops]

A striker fro Nigeria
The Yak, The Yak
He played abroad but now he's back
The Yak, The Yak
Now he plays in Royal blue
He's gonna score a goal or two
Reading's 20, his name is Yakubu


To the tune of Torres number 9 song for Liverpool

[Royal Ginger]

One hundred and six
One hundred and six
We've got the striker
He's one hundred and six.

[Cureton's Volley]

Yak my bitch up

Winner.

Agreed

[notloyalenuffroyal]

He's eaten all the f*ckin dinner
Eaten all the f*ckin dinner
YAK-MAN!

(you may need to have been born in the previous century to enjoy this old Batman theme tune.)